WARNING: our Venom Comic Logo Men's Pajama Pants may actually try to eat you (or your cat).

Unfortunately, our quality control department failed miserably -- it seems a few drops of vindictive alien symbiote were "accidentally" mixed in to the dyes coloring our very soft Venom sleep pants.

The responsible parties have been terminated and all concerns and safety hazards have been addressed. However, the contamination was...overwhelming. (We suggest bombarding these PJ pants with soundwaves immediately after purchase.)

Made from 60% cotton and 40% polyester, our very soft Venom pajama pants for men are ABSOLUTELY NOT A THREAT TO YOU (OR YOUR CAT). 

They simply -- and effectively -- convey Venom's horrific aesthetic with his/it's icky spider-symbol and equally icky, tremor-inducing logo pulled straight from Venom-centric Marvel comics.

More reasons why your brand-new Venom pajama pants are simply the coolest:

• Soft? Oh, yeah.
• An elastic waistband with drawstring tie.
• Button-down fly.
• Spacious pockets.
• A drooling, arbitrarily forming mouth -- with elongated tongue -- that constantly screams "FEED ME!"
• Please call our Customer Service hotline IMMEDIATELY if you experience the above!